Green With Envy for Epiphora’s Toys

1 03 2011

One of mMy favorite toy reviewers is holding an epic giveaway of green toys for St. Patrick’s day. Yes, she’s awesome. And yes, she has great taste in sex toys. She’s assembled a great selection with truly something for everyone. For myself, I am lusting after the Candy Stick from Papaya Toys and have been ever since I read Epiphora’s review of it back in August ’09. But, in the end *ahem* I’d love to win the Frosted Delight Plug 😉

So, hustle on over and check out Epiphora’s fabulous giveaway.


Epiphora Gives Me Wood

6 01 2010

Oh, baby! I *hope* she gives me wood. That is, her favorite butt plug made of wood, the NobEssence Romp. To celebrate the new year and the start of a new decade, is giving one away.

It is a thing of stiff beauty, with a generous curve and a silky smooth texture. Yes, I want this in my ass. And, I think you’d probably like it in your ass too, right? Then get on over to HeyEpiphora and find out how. Maybe she’ll give you wood too.